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i'm karisma and I like popstars and food

I hate the sound of my eyelashes against my pillowcase

makethatbitchyourwife:

Love like a storm, like an ocean, endless.

snowtorch:

(seductively licks lips)

(grabs your wrist)

(furiously hits you with your own hand)

WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY AR

(Source: returnofthemagi)


officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

mstrkrftz:

 by koenkallenberg

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

(Source: cayde)